Tag Archives: lactose intolerence

Ever fart so good it even impresses yourself? πŸ˜ŒπŸ’© πŸ’¨πŸ˜–πŸ’€βš°πŸ‘»

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I’m always farting πŸ˜‚ maybe not just lactose intolerance but allergy to gluten. Because I love bread and dairy, I refuse to allow people to breathe around me. Rofl πŸ˜†. Aren’t I terrible?

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Well great… 😭 Beer makes me far now. What’s next?

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Dood, I fart so much πŸ˜† My bf get suspicious when I giggle in bed because it means I’m going to Dutch oven him to death! Literally something is wrong if a day goes by without a fart a least … Continue reading

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I will have farted so much today that I would suggest that no one light a match within five feet around me. πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚

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Dairy and gluten free

As a lactose intolerant individual… I probably shouldn’t have ate two hefty servings of cake. If it doesn’t contain milk then I probably shouldn’t have stuffed my fat face out of sheer helplessness and dispair. πŸ˜†

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