autisticexpression:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i’ve rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that’s his knees

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