When Erik And Rick Take It Too Far
It’s one thing if I take things far but having one village idiot in my head and one as my boyfriend, it can be funny at first yet annoying and frustrating the next.
Rick and I were talking about beaches and I asked if it’s hard for guys to not get a stiffy there. Rick said that as an adult it doesn’t usually happen because most men don’t look that hard. I was asking because when we go on vacation this summer, I don’t want to look like a beached whale. Since I will go to the gym starting this week, I WILL REACH MY GOAL to lose all the weight I gained back because of covid. Yes, I am vain. Lol 😆 Afterall it’s kind of my higher self’s fault.
So Erik quotes a line from “I like big butts and I cannot lie”. I don’t know the song lyrics and I’m too tired to Google it. So you Google it! 😝
THEN RICK PICKS UP WHERE ERIK LEFT OFF!!?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What the fucking hell? I swear to God my bf is intuitive. He’s done this with Erik a lot. It fucks me up because it’s just crazy and he really has no fucking clue or believes me.
So Erik starts laughing because I’m yelling at Rick to stop it but he’s not listening. He’s still quoting the song and Erik is too. My mind feels like it’s going to implode in itself. I screem into my pillow for it all to fucking stop already.
I seriously got pissed off.
They do this fucking shit to me all the time. Getting tag teamed on the jokes and Rick has like no idea that he’s picking up on Erik….
Or MAYBE Erik knows what Rick is going to say and beats him to the punch.
It has to be THAT ^ . I don’t think I can handle Rick being intuitive. I wouldn’t be surprised if Erik feels the need to compete with Rick on some things small like fucking with me because he certainly doesn’t need to compete in any area other than driving me up the wall and back down again to a firey doom of frustration.
Now that I’ve calmed down, I’m going to try to get a little more sleep.