waiter: would you like some more wine 🍷?
me: DOES MY TUB LOOK FULL TO YOU?
😱Oh my God!🤯
Just give me a jacuzzi full of the stuff, a 100 inch screen TV, and the Lifetime channel.

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waiter: would you like some more wine 🍷?
me: DOES MY TUB LOOK FULL TO YOU?
Just give me a jacuzzi full of the stuff, a 100 inch screen TV, and the Lifetime channel.