obviousplant:

What’s your next career?

Outgoing Entertainer

  • Competitive eater – yeah I always wanted to try a contest and growing up had to race food down my gullet at dinner to get to the computer.
  • Lute Player – I’ve had a lute as a kid and then played clarinet, violin, and bass guitar.
  • Insurance Fraud Claimant – LOL no comment.
  • Screaming at people until they pay you to go away – I get paid to get screamed at lol but given the right situation I can see the other being a thing too.
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